Are you too fat?

Is your health suffering because you're overweight? Don't know what to do about it?

Are you too tired?

Don't feel able to put in the effort? Are you always ready for a nap?

Are you confused?

Don't know what to do? Don't know where to start?

Welcome to the Slacker Health Club

Hi there! Are you overweight? Are you lazy? Do you want to be a little lighter and fitter but don't know what to do? You've come to the right place!

The Slacker Health Club is not like any other health club or gym you have ever visited. Through complete laziness, I can't be bothered to get fit. I think gyms are a nice idea...for other people. But I also know that you don't have to work too hard to get fitter.

Come join me on my adventures in diet, exercise, and laziness experimentation. I try it out so you don't have to - how lazy is that?!

Sign up below, and let's get fit...the Slacker way!


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